THE I HATE BICHIGAN THREAD :)

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A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a
Michigan joke?" The guy next to him replies, "Well before you tell that
joke, you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs., and I am a Michigan
alumnus. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2 tall, weighs 225, and he's a
Michigan alumnus. The fella next to him is 6'5 tall, weighs 250, and he's a
Michigan alumnus. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?" The first guy says,
"Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it 3 times."

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Don't take this wrong. I appreciate the humor as much as the next guy and want the Bucks to beat the Maize and Blue in all things, but as you get older, respect becomes more a part of the rivalry than hate. Appreciation for history and tradition sneaks up on you.

By the way, great GIFs. Some I have not seen before. Did you create any of these?

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Don't take this wrong. I appreciate the humor as much as the next guy and want the Bucks to beat the Maize and Blue in all things, but as you get older, respect becomes more a part of the rivalry than hate. Appreciation for history and tradition sneaks up on you.

By the way, great GIFs. Some I have not seen before. Did you create any of these?

Im not taking it wrong man. Im 30 and do respect the (rivalry) Heck in bowl games i root for big ten so i have to kinda root for them lmao.

No i just google stuff lol

I just do this for fun and maybe a lil stat padding lol

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One Day This Kid And His Mom Were Walking Past A Cemetery When They Past A Grave And the Kid Stopped To Read It. He Read Aloud " Here Lies A Michigan Graduate And A Great Man." The Kid Then Says " Mom I Dont Get It." The Mom Says "Why Not?" The Kid Says "Why Are there 2 People Burried here?"

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Q: Did you hear that 9 out of 10 coeds are good looking? A: The other one goes to the University of Michigan.

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Q: Why did the Michigan Wolverines grad cover her ears?
A: She was trying to hold in a thought.

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Q: What's the difference between a litter of puppies and Michigan Wolverines fans?
A: Eventually puppies grow up and stop whining.

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Q: What do Michigan cheerleaders and Michigan quarterbacks have in common?
A: They're always on their backs.

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Q: Did you hear about the Michigan Wolverines fan who tried to blow up the opponents team bus?
A: He burned his lip on the tailpipe.