Super Bowl news flash....

TheMalteseFalcon · Post by **TheMalteseFalcon** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 2:52 pm

In a news conference Tom Brady's girlfriend announced that she will be the starting Quarterback for the Patriots this coming Sunday. She says that she is qualified to be starting QB because she has spent a long time with Tom while has played QB for the Patriots. During this period of time she became familiar with the definition of a corner blitz, and is now very comfortable with other terminology of the Patriots offense. A survey of Pats fans shows that 65% of those polled support her in this plan for Sunday.

Does this sound idiotic and unbelievable to you? Well, Hillary Clinton makes the same claims as to why she is qualified to be President and 50% of democrats polled agreed. She has never successfully run anything whether it be a City, a County, a State or a Marriage.

When told Hillary Clinton has experience because she has spent 8 years in the White House, Dick Morris stated "So has the pastry chef."

mstangmom · Post by **mstangmom** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 4:48 pm

Burg_Grad_77 · Post by **Burg_Grad_77** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:47 pm

Yeah, but she spends so much time on her back that I don't think she'd be that effective in the pocket.

She does have a nice tight end though.

Bear · Post by **Bear** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:50 pm

I don't like the beast either, but this is not the forum for this.

BlindWhiteHat · Post by **BlindWhiteHat** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 8:21 pm

Burg_Grad_77 wrote:Yeah, but she spends so much time on her back that I don't she'd be that effective in the pocket.

She does have a nice tight end though.

I'm pretty sure I'm going to be sick.

TheMalteseFalcon · Post by **TheMalteseFalcon** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 8:22 pm

Bear wrote:I don't like the beast either, but this is not the forum for this.

What ??

Why this is not political.... ask NerkCathlicFan.. :roll:

LICKING COUNTY FAN · Post by **LICKING COUNTY FAN** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 8:22 pm

I wonder if Brady will dump this one if he get her knocked up like he did the last one.

Of course females will over look this flaw in him because of all of the money he makes. :lol:

BlindWhiteHat · Post by **BlindWhiteHat** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 8:31 pm

His biggest flaw is where he spent his college years. :evil:

biggdowgg · Post by **biggdowgg** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:31 pm

BlindWhiteHat wrote:His biggest flaw is where he spent his college years.

doing tonight what they taught him to do

Brutus8907 · Post by **Brutus8907** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:54 am

BlindWhiteHat wrote:
Burg_Grad_77 wrote:Yeah, but she spends so much time on her back that I don't she'd be that effective in the pocket.

She does have a nice tight end though.

I'm pretty sure I'm going to be sick.

my thoughts exactly

YOU'RE TIGER BAIT · Post by **YOU'RE TIGER BAIT** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 6:55 pm

I CAN'T TAKE 4 MORE YEARS OF BUSH ---------ENOMICS. ANYBODY ELSE, BUT HIM. :shock: