World's Worst Baby Names

[philthyphil]

Ancestry.com collected the "best worst names" of real, documented people from the U.S. Census Reports. Which do you think takes the cake?

Uranus Stukey

Ghoul Nipple

Acne Fountain

Lust T. Castle

Mary A. Jerk

Ima Whore

Mutton Bucker

Hugh Jass

Fanny Whiffer

Tackle Feigenbutz

Envy Burger

Bum Snoddy

Mule E. McCart

Lard Mooney

Good Hell

Emma Royd

Noble Butt

Naught E. Bishop

Stud Duck

[The Instructor]

Harry Dick

Yes, it is an actual name!

[BubbleGumTiger]

Kantucky.............

[Runner]

I honestly had a neighbor by the name of Richard Head. But his friends called him Dick.

[orange-n-brown 365]

had a librarian his name was Peter Simple

[someoverkill]

Tobias: Quite possibly the best post ever in the history of these boards.

[oak hill71]

There was a guy they brought on The Man Show whose name was Mike Hunt.

[sportsfanatic85]

I put alot of time and thought into naming my children, so that they would
not end up with names like those.

[YOU'RE TIGER BAIT]

I HAD INSURANCE WITH SOME FUNNY NAMES

GOLDEN PANCAKE
BARBARA WALTERS
HANK WILLIAMS,JR.

THERE WERE A FEW MORE , BUT MY MEMORY AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE.

[Philos_Finest]

i know a guy that's name is "Dick Smallwood"

[YOU'RE TIGER BAIT]

WHEN I WORKED CONSTRUCTION IN ARMCO. YOU COULD ALWAYS TELL WHEN THIS SALESMAN, FROM CORDAGE COPYING PAPERS CAME. HIS NAME FOR REAL, WAS PETER DEBEATER. EVERYBODY IN THE PLANT WOULD START PAGING HIM.

[Gray Fighting Tiger]

Actual baby first names (well, if you can believe Carlos Mencia)
Usnavy (immigrant named child after first thing she saw in USA, namely U. S. Navy)
Toprameneesha (ditto, named after Top Ramen noodles)
and I will not comment on Shi-Thead

also from U S census data, someone named a child Zelnar; they must have been aliens, and I don't mean from Mexico

I also think there was a man named ½
Not one half but the actual symbol ½
He had a difficult time when he tried to get a social security number.