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Chuck norris is da man..

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1. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

2. What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

3. Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom

4.Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

5.Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about

6.One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

7.Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

8.There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

9.chuck norris can believe its not butter.

10. chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBMcQAKLkTc


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Norris is a wilbur


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Chuck Norris wears underwear with my picture on them.


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my2cents wrote:Chuck Norris wears underwear with my picture on them.



That has to be one of the funniest things I have ever read on here.

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my2cents wrote:Chuck Norris wears underwear with my picture on them.


Here's a pic.
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Me wonders how booney got a pair Chuckys undies?


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Your mom donated them.


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Boonedawg wrote:Your mom donated them.



:oops: You really didn't type that did you? Please tell me your 1st grade grandkid got on your account. :oops:


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:aaaaa8 :aaaaa8 :aaaaa8 :aaaaa8 :aaaaa8 :aaaaa8


Boonedawg is on a roll and KICKING TAIL tonight. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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My job on this thread is done.

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do not care for the guy anymore


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Post by LoganElm_grad09 »

Chuck Norris once hit Bruce Lee (before being dismantled :122245 )

I love the Chuck Norris jokes though. "Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding" lol :lol:


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