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many a spoiled child is the kind of youngster his mother tells him not to play with.


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kids say the darnedest things


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A child only educated at school is an uneducated child.


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It's not easy to be crafty and winsome at the same time, and few accomplish it after the age of six.


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Now that we have perfected quided missiles, the only things left that needs quidance are our children.


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It's clear that most children suffer too much mother and too little father.


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Children are growing up when they start asking questions parents can answer.


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It's amazing how sophisticated kids have become. Two six-year-olds were talking. One said, "Lets play doctor. You operate. I'll sue!"


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Children who are seen and not heard have just done something awful.


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One thing children save for a rainy day is lots of energy.


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The easiest children to bring up are calm, thoughtful--and belong to someone else.


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There's nothing thirstier than a child who has just gone to bed.


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The reason some parents want their children to play the piano instead of the violin is that it's harder to lose a piono


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Children may be deductible, but they're still taxing.


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The secret of dealing sucessfully with a child is not to be its parent.

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If you don't have any children, what do you do for aggravation.

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Raising children is as difficult as nailing poached eggs to a tree.


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God made children cute so they could be tolerated until they get some sense.


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I can handle any crisis; I have Children


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