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Post by **noreply66** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:03 am

It is amazing how nice people are to you when they know you are going away.

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 8:37 am

The skin you love to touch--dad's old pigskin wallet

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 6:12 am

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:22 pm

I did not attend his funeral; I sent a nice note saying I apprived of it,however.

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:59 pm

Everyone likes a kidder, but no one lends him money

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:31 pm

Humor can be dissected like a frog, but both of them die in the process.

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Jun 14, 2008 5:21 pm

I thought my group insurance plan was great until I found out that I couldn't collect unless the whole group is sick

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 1:20 pm

Income is something you can't live without or within.

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 7:40 pm

Love is blind, but marrage restores its sight.

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:41 am

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:59 pm

It's easy tp spot a well- informed man-he's the one whose views match yours.

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 6:08 pm

Marriage halves our sadness,double our joy, and quadruples our expenses.

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:42 pm

The most difficult year of marriage is the one you're in.

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:53 pm

The really frightening part about being middle-aged is the fact that you'll grow out of it.

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:23 pm

Don't promote a man who hasn't made some big mistake- it's an indication that he hasn't done much.

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:53 am

If you want to know what God thinks about money, look at the people he gives it to.

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:20 pm

God likes common-looking people. That's why he made so many of them.

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:05 pm

Some of the best reasons I ever found for remaining at the bottom of the corporate ladder are the people at the top.

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:05 pm

When you hire people who are smarter than you are, you prove you are smrter than they are.

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 7:57 pm

No one feels worse than the person who gets sick on his day-off.

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