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Post by **noreply66** » Thu May 17, 2007 8:57 am

Old age is when you find yourself using one bend-over to pick up two things.

Post by **noreply66** » Fri May 18, 2007 9:13 am

By the time we learn to watch our step,we're not stepping out very much.

Post by **noreply66** » Fri May 18, 2007 10:24 pm

In youth the days are short and the years are long;in old age the years are short and the days are long.

Nikita Panin

Post by **noreply66** » Sat May 19, 2007 10:27 am

The first forty years of life give you the text;the next thirty supply the commentary on it.

Arthur Schopenhauer

Post by **noreply66** » Wed May 23, 2007 9:54 am

You are permitted to kill a woman who has injured you,but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute.

Ambrose Bierce

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Wed May 23, 2007 9:58 am

The 50+ age group represents 80 percent of all U.S. travel dollars

Post by **noreply66** » Sat May 26, 2007 10:36 pm

When people tell you how young you look,they are also telling you how old you are.--Cary Grant

Post by **noreply66** » Tue May 29, 2007 7:51 pm

To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be forty years old.

Oliver Wendell Holmes

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 6:51 pm

How old would you be if didn't know how old you was?

Satchel Paige

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:59 am

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Robert Frost

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:43 am

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time
at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.

Jean Kerr

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:51 am

The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.

H. L. Mencken

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 8:01 am

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

Albert Einstein

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 5:25 am

Middle age is when your narrow waist and broad mind exchange places

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:19 pm

The tragedy of old age is not that one is old,but that one is young.

Oscar Wilde

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 7:07 am

When our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old.

William J. Clinton

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:49 am

Old age ain't no place for sissies.

Bette Davis

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:33 pm

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

Stanislaw J. Lec

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:03 pm

Look at the bright side: no matter how old you are, you're younger than you'll ever be again.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 5:59 am

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Bill Vaughn

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