Bloopers

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 10:28 pm

We must be kind to strangers because we may be entertaining angels in their underwear.

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 8:09 am

To raise money for their mission trip, the St. James youth group is smelling cookbooks. Bring your cash or checks to the Sunday service and see a young person.

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:41 pm

Pastor Derron is staying an extra two weeks in Phoenix. He called and said that the damp weather at home was hard on his sciences.

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 8:00 am

On a sign at St. Michael's Church in Herrid, South Dakota,during a cold spell: "Many are cold, but few are chosen."

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:25 am

Bride Cindy Fox wore a lovely lace veil that fell to the floor as she walked down the aisle.

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 8:21 am

A 7-pound baby boy, Thomas Gavin, arrived last night to frighten the lives of Sherman and Edie Forrest.

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 8:53 am

All food left in the church kitchen refrigerators must be removed on Friday for cleaning.

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 8:31 am

John Ringhofer, head of city maintenance, reminds everyone in church that city residents can drop off trees at any time.

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:35 pm

10:30 a.m. worship service and candle lighting in rememberance of those who have died during the previous year at both worship services

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 7:50 am

Correction: In last Sunday's bulletin, the outline on budgeting personal income read: Spend 80%, Save 20%, Tithe 10%. It should be Spend 80% Save 15% Tithe 10%

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 8:24 am

Due to the groing size of our nursery, we will be spliting the infants and toddlers.

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:47 am

Church newsletter classifieds: For sale--Snow blower,Five horsepower. Worked fine last summer

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:28 am

Fire chief Andrew Lloyd reminds the congregation to call 911 if they smell gas. He says that you can stop a gas leak with one finger.

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 8:30 am

The Seaview homeschooling parent group is looking for an English tooter for several of their high school students.

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:18 am

Rent-a-Senior Fund-Raiser: We'll clean your house for you. Why risk a poor quality job when we quarantee it.

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 7:41 pm

Out to lunch. if not back by 5, out for dinner also

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:13 am

Faith is 90 percent spiritual. The other half is not.

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 7:46 am

Pastor Evans said that all eating disorders seem to be directly linked in some way with food.

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 8:45 am

Elders are discussing methods to fix future church elections.

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:41 am

Todd Besterly has two burial plots for sale. Great condition, slightly used.