A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little
girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing
the wonders. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the
ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured
her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing she asked.
'They're mating,' her father replied.
'What do you call the spider on top she asked.
That's a Daddy Longlegs,'? Her father answered.
So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question
he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.
'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment,
then took her foot and stomped them flat,? saying???
'Well, we're not having any of that Brokeback mountain sh#% in our
garden.'
Brings a tear to your eye doesn't it!?
Funny
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Re: Funny
Boonedawg wrote:Well, theirs always one that doesn't have a sence of humor. It's ok, they get laughed at too.
I have a wonderful sense of humor.
I laugh at you on here all the time.
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