Do you have any favorite Quotes?

[WhiteWhiskers]

Momma's baby, Papa's maybe....

[Manwithplan]

Person with itchy butt, has stinky finger.

[BubbleGumTiger]

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.

General MacArthur

[BubbleGumTiger]

Clean it, if it's Dirty. Oil it, if it Squeaks. But: Don't Screw with it, if it Works!

USAF Electronic Technician

[The Instructor]

"Run, Forest, Run!" Jenny

[The Instructor]

"He's higher than nuts on a giraffe." My brother who said he heard a guy from work say this.

[Manwithplan]

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

[BubbleGumTiger]

''Life's tough......it's even tougher if you're stupid.''

John Wayne

[Yossarian]

"I wouldn't want to be a member of any club that would have ME as a member."

W.C. Fields

[Bassmaster]

If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

God said it, I believe it, and that settles it.

[oldcoachb]

Going to church won't make you a Christian, anymore than going to a ball game will make you an athlete. Art Marcum, Sciotoville Christian Church

[abuck76]

"The Constitution does not just protect those whose views we share; it also protects those with whose views we disagree. "
.........................Edward Kennedy

[dazed&confused]

It is widely reported of Winston Churchill that when a woman said of him at a social function that he was quite drunk, he replied, "I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." God, I should have lived in the 40's.

[dazed&confused]

More from the English Bulldog-

Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if I were your wife, I'd poison your tea.
Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.

Churchill: Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?
Socialite: My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course...
Churchill: Would you sleep with me for five pounds?
Socialite: Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!
Churchill: Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price.

[PopeSnoopDogThe1st]

Doc Holliday quotes from Tombstone. Just a few of the great ones.

"Why Kate, you're not wearing a bustle. How lewd."

"Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!"

"It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds."

"I'm your huckleberry... "

"Down by the creek, walking on water."

"I have two guns, one for each of ya."

"Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave."

"It's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist."

[WhiteWhiskers]

Go perform a three word physical impossibility on yourself.

[PopeSnoopDogThe1st]

From The Outlaw Josey Wales

Bounty hunter #1: You're wanted, Wales.
Josey Wales: Reckon I'm right popular. You a bounty hunter?
Bounty hunter #1: A man's got to do something for a living these days.
Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.

[Tigercannon71]

Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victory.
- General George Patton Jr



The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get it and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done!

From Rocky

[2trap_4ever]

"I could get a good look at a T-Bone by sticking my head up a bulls a--, but I would rather take the butchers word for it." - Tommy Boy

[Orange and Brown]

If it looks like crap, and smells like crap!

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