Really dumb things said

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Beginning in February, your assistance benefits will be discontinued. Reason: It has been reported to our office that you expired on January 1,1976.

From a letter by Illinois Department of Public Aid.

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China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.

Charles de Gaulle, former president of France

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Poultry waste....is something that continues to threaten our country.

Tom Dascble, senator from South Dakota

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You always write it's bombing, bombing, bombing. It's not bombing,it's air support.

David Opfer, U.S. Air Force Colonel, criticizing reporters coverage of the Vietnam War

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A zebra can not change it's spots.

Al Gore

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People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like.

Abraham Lincoln

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We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.

Louis Nel, deputy foreign minister from South Africa.

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I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?

Jim Scheibel, mayor of St. Paul, Minnesota

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It's not easy getting up here and saying nothing. It takes a lot of preparation.

Barry Toiv, White House spokesman

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That low-down scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass,and I;m the one to do it.

Unidentified Texas congressional candidate

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"Does Romney know where Syria is? In the debate, Romney said:
'Syria is Iran’s only ally in the Arab world. It’s their route to the sea.'
Syria is clearly not Iran’s route to the sea given that Iraq divides them."
-- Ben Cohen

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"Does Romney know where Syria is? In the debate, Romney said:
'Syria is Iran’s only ally in the Arab world. It’s their route to the sea.'
Syria is clearly not Iran’s route to the sea given that Iraq divides them."
-- Ben Cohen

Rommie only knows where his next greenback comes from.

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I am providing you with a copulation of answers to several questions raised.

Marion Barry, former mayor of Washington D.C.

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It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.

Dan Quayle

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I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version.

Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony

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We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.

Colonel Gerald Wellman,,ROTC instructor.

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In every country the Communist have taken over, the first thing they do is outlaw cockfighting.

John Monks, state representative from Oklahoma arguing against a bill to outlaw cockfighting in his state.

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Attaboy, Senator! Atta---uh, girl......person......what are you anyway?

Senator Jesse Helms addressing a female colleague

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Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas.

Keppel Enderbery, former Australian cabinet minister.