Really dumb things said

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National handwriting Day

Energy, "budget" {crossed out}. "tax cuts," and "lift American Spirit."

crib notes written on Sarah Palin's hand during a speech to a tea Party convention in February 2010

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He fakes a bluff-----------Ron fairly, NY Giants commentator

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No name-Calling Week

This fellow here, over here with the yellow shirt,macaca, or whatever his name is. He's with my opponent. He's following us around everywhere. And it's just great....Let's give a welcome to macaca, here. Welcome to America and the real world of Virginia.

Sen. George Allen [R-VA,] ridiculing S. R. Sidarth a 20 year old Virginia native of Indian decent, by using an ethnic slur referring to a type of monkey found mainly in Asia.

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I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

Terry Bradshaw

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Spouse's Day

Why should I go do something like that? But the Lord says, Be submissive wives; you are to be submissive to your husbands.

Rep. Michele Bachmann [R-Mn] recalling in a 2006 speech at a megachurch in Minneapolis that pursuing tax law wasn't her choice, but she did so at the urging of her husband because she was certain God was speaking through him.

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I want to rush for 1000 or 1500 yards, whichever comes first.

George Rogers,New Orleans running back

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International Holocaust Remembrance day

The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this country's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.

Vice-President Dan Quayle in 1988

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I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.

Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward

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A lot is said about defense, but at the end of the game, the team with the most points wins---the other team loses.

Isaiah Thomas

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I will always be #1 to myself

Moses Malone, Philadelphia 76ers player

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Strangely, in slow-motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.

David Acfield

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National Fun at Work Day

Who has put pubic hair on my coke?

Clarence Thomas made this statement to his former aide Anita Hill

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Freethinkers Day [AKA Thomas Paine Day]

The President doesn't want any yes-men and yes-women around him. When he says no, we all say no.

Elizabeth Dole

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National Fun at Work Day

Who has put pubic hair on my coke?

Clarence Thomas made this statement to his former aide Anita Hill

What does he mean by "coke"?

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And now to hole eight, which is in fact the eighth hole.

Peter Alliss

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He used to be fairly indecisive, but now he's not so certain

Peter Alliss

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I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.

Greg Norman