Blonde Cookbook

[Lancer_Fan]

BLONDE COOKBOOK


MONDAY - It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.


TUESDAY -Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for supper.




WEDNESDAY - A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly bu t I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any.




THURSDAY - Today Tom asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden..



fRIDAY - I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.


SATURDAY -Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I don't have any clothes that fit it, and for some reason Tom keeps counting to ten.



SUNDAY - Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius..I put the h amburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.




GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week! I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with a chocolate moose.

[orange-n-brown 365]

how'd you find my diary

[Lancer_Fan]

My lil blonde had to have "Friday" explained....

[orange-n-brown 365]

I'll let you know how my youngest blonde does with it

SHE GOT THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!

[noreply66]

now that was good

[Orange and Brown]

FUNNY

[Focused]

Our laugh for the day...Thanks!

[The_Legend_of_Northwest]

funny

[orange-n-brown 365]

I think of when I got married I couldn't cook but mac n cheese eggs and make a cup of tea
thank god for Pizza