Baby's first dr. visit

[orange-n-brown 365]

Baby's First Doctor Visit
This made me laugh out loud.
I hope it will give you a smile!


A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for
the
doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and
being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or
bottle-fed.

"Breast-fed, " she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both
breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, "No wonder this
baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."
I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came,''

[whodeyAtown21]

That's a good one. I didn't even catch the "woman" thing, but I was wondering why the dad wasn't there! Now I'm wondering why neither parent was there for the first doctor's visit! just playing, that was a good joke though.

[ballparent]

Good one, ONB......and the name of this doctor is....?

[moose]

(.)(.)

[OZZIEOHIO]

[orange-n-brown 365]

Good one, ONB......and the name of this doctor is....?

I'd like to know and if he was cute well

[ballparent]

Good one, ONB......and the name of this doctor is....?

I'd like to know and if he was cute well

Really, then we might get "those" check-ups we dread on a more regular basis.....like once a week.

[orange-n-brown 365]

me too

[orange-n-brown 365]

nah just fine thanks!!

[ballparent]

Ya'll need a cold shower or something............

Oh, just a little fun between friends and a kind, kind doctor.

[orange-n-brown 365]

Ya'll need a cold shower or something............

Oh, just a little fun between friends and a kind, kind doctor.

yep

[orange-n-brown 365]

[noreply66]

now that was funny