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National handwriting Day

Energy, "budget" {crossed out}. "tax cuts," and "lift American Spirit."

crib notes written on Sarah Palin's hand during a speech to a tea Party convention in February 2010

He fakes a bluff-----------Ron fairly, NY Giants commentator

No name-Calling Week

This fellow here, over here with the yellow shirt,macaca, or whatever his name is. He's with my opponent. He's following us around everywhere. And it's just great....Let's give a welcome to macaca, here. Welcome to America and the real world of Virginia.

Sen. George Allen [R-VA,] ridiculing S. R. Sidarth a 20 year old Virginia native of Indian decent, by using an ethnic slur referring to a type of monkey found mainly in Asia.

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

Terry Bradshaw

Spouse's Day

Why should I go do something like that? But the Lord says, Be submissive wives; you are to be submissive to your husbands.

Rep. Michele Bachmann [R-Mn] recalling in a 2006 speech at a megachurch in Minneapolis that pursuing tax law wasn't her choice, but she did so at the urging of her husband because she was certain God was speaking through him.

I want to rush for 1000 or 1500 yards, whichever comes first.

George Rogers,New Orleans running back

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International Holocaust Remembrance day

The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this country's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.

Vice-President Dan Quayle in 1988

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.

Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward

A lot is said about defense, but at the end of the game, the team with the most points wins---the other team loses.

Isaiah Thomas

I will always be #1 to myself

Moses Malone, Philadelphia 76ers player

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Strangely, in slow-motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.

David Acfield

National Fun at Work Day

Who has put pubic hair on my coke?

Clarence Thomas made this statement to his former aide Anita Hill

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Freethinkers Day [AKA Thomas Paine Day]

The President doesn't want any yes-men and yes-women around him. When he says no, we all say no.

Elizabeth Dole

mustang_lvr wrote:National Fun at Work Day

Who has put pubic hair on my coke?

Clarence Thomas made this statement to his former aide Anita Hill

What does he mean by "coke"?

And now to hole eight, which is in fact the eighth hole.

Peter Alliss

He used to be fairly indecisive, but now he's not so certain

Peter Alliss

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.

Greg Norman