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[kantuckyII]

I have trained my mind to the point that I can speak without thinking - John Candy

[2trap_4ever]

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

[ghostwriter]

Men are governed by lines of intellect - women: by curves of emotion.... - James Joyce

[ghostwriter]

We can spend our whole lives underachieving - Phil Crosby

[Boonedawg]

Her face was her chaperone.
- - - Rupert Hughes


I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
- - - Groucho Marx

[ghostwriter]

Being appointed Elder Professor meant very much taking over the shop, in that the professor in those days controlled all the moneys - John Carver

[moose]

My uncle went thru 8 years of college and med school to become a doctor. He is a gynecologist. I asked him if it was worth all the time and trouble, and he told me.

"Moose, when I think of all those long hours and sacrifice, I just look at it and smile. And when I start feeling sorry for myself, I just look at it again and smile." moose's uncle.

[ghostwriter]

[Der_Kommissar1968]

The future ain't what it used to be. -Yogi Berra

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. -Yogi Berra

No one goes there nowadays . . . it's too crowded. -Yogi Berra

Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical. -Yogi Berra

I didn't really say everything I said. -Yogi Berra

[Boonedawg]

Yogiisims are the shizzy.

[Der_Kommissar1968]

You know Boone, I think so too. But have you ever heard him deny that he's said these things? I thought I heard him once say that he has no idea where people got it in their minds that these quotes were attributable to him. I'd hate to think he didn't say these things. Say it ain't so, Yogi.

[ghostwriter]

And the live show is still our main thing - Jerry Garcia