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World's Worst Baby Names
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:17 pm
by philthyphil
Ancestry.com collected the "best worst names" of real, documented people from the U.S. Census Reports. Which do you think takes the cake?
Uranus Stukey
Ghoul Nipple
Acne Fountain
Lust T. Castle
Mary A. Jerk
Ima Whore
Mutton Bucker
Hugh Jass
Fanny Whiffer
Tackle Feigenbutz
Envy Burger
Bum Snoddy
Mule E. McCart
Lard Mooney
Good Hell
Emma Royd
Noble Butt
Naught E. Bishop
Stud Duck
Re: World's Worst Baby Names
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 5:21 pm
by The Instructor
Harry Dick
Yes, it is an actual name!
Re: World's Worst Baby Names
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 5:48 pm
by BubbleGumTiger
Kantucky.............
Re: World's Worst Baby Names
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 6:40 pm
by Runner
I honestly had a neighbor by the name of Richard Head. But his friends called him Dick.
Re: World's Worst Baby Names
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 7:05 pm
by orange-n-brown 365
had a librarian his name was Peter Simple
Re: World's Worst Baby Names
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:13 pm
by someoverkill
Tobias: Quite possibly the best post ever in the history of these boards.
Re: World's Worst Baby Names
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:26 pm
by oak hill71
There was a guy they brought on The Man Show whose name was Mike Hunt.
Re: World's Worst Baby Names
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:12 pm
by sportsfanatic85
I put alot of time and thought into naming my children, so that they would
not end up with names like those.
Re: World's Worst Baby Names
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 4:12 pm
by YOU'RE TIGER BAIT
I HAD INSURANCE WITH SOME FUNNY NAMES
GOLDEN PANCAKE
BARBARA WALTERS
HANK WILLIAMS,JR.
THERE WERE A FEW MORE , BUT MY MEMORY AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE.
Re: World's Worst Baby Names
Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 3:04 pm
by Philos_Finest
i know a guy that's name is "Dick Smallwood"
Re: World's Worst Baby Names
Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 11:53 pm
by YOU'RE TIGER BAIT
WHEN I WORKED CONSTRUCTION IN ARMCO. YOU COULD ALWAYS TELL WHEN THIS SALESMAN, FROM CORDAGE COPYING PAPERS CAME. HIS NAME FOR REAL, WAS PETER DEBEATER. EVERYBODY IN THE PLANT WOULD START PAGING HIM.
Re: World's Worst Baby Names
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 1:49 am
by Gray Fighting Tiger
Actual baby first names (well, if you can believe Carlos Mencia)
Usnavy (immigrant named child after first thing she saw in USA, namely U. S. Navy)
Toprameneesha (ditto, named after Top Ramen noodles)
and I will not comment on Shi-Thead
also from U S census data, someone named a child Zelnar; they must have been aliens, and I don't mean from Mexico
I also think there was a man named ½
Not one half but the actual symbol ½
He had a difficult time when he tried to get a social security number.
