This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan , Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omarbamaramasamama, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers. And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell and AOL customer service reps., and then Motel 6 managers.
It's getting really ugly now.
We have enough southerners to cover their absence 
