Holy Prostitutes

[biggdowgg]

[BubbleGumTiger]

[vids4ckcrash]

I would not ride in a car with FIDO anytime soon. 'cause you know, GOD is gonna git him!

[The Instructor]

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he
notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES

He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on
without second thought....

Soon he sees another sign which reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES

Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real
and drives past a third sign saying:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive...
On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a
small sign next to the door reading:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He c limbs the steps and rings the! Bell . The door is
answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks,
'What may we do for you my son?'

He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and
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was interested in possibly doing business........'

'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through
many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented.
The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, 'Please
knock on this door.'

He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin
cup answers the door... This nun instructs, 'Please place $100
in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end
of the hallway.'

He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall
and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him...

The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking
lot facing another sign:

GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER

[oldtrojan]

Now thats funny I don't care who you are!!

[LICKING COUNTY FAN]

[YOU'RE TIGER BAIT]

thats a goodun.

[biggdowgg]

I would not ride in a car with FIDO anytime soon. 'cause you know, GOD is gonna git him!

yeah,,,,,like ,thats all he has to worry about

[noreply66]

had a hard time explaining were that $100.00 bucks went

[biggdowgg]

[swbaseballfan]

[vids4ckcrash]

Well, since it is safe to ride with Fido.

A priest and a rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train. After a little chit chat, the priest asked, "I know that, in your religion, you're not supposed to eat pork... but have you really never even tasted it?"

The rabbi cocked his head and said, "I must tell you the truth. Yes I have, once when I was young and rebellious."

The two sit in silence for a moment, rocking back and forth together with the motion of the train, then the rabbi asked a question of his own. "I know that in your religion, you're supposed to be celibate... but..."

The priest nodded solemnly and said, "Yes, I know what you are asking, and yes, before I took my vows I did succumb to temptation."

The two resumed their reading. There was silence for a while.

Then the rabbi peeked around his newspaper and with a twinkle asked, "Better than pork, isn't it?"

[dragoncoach56]

Both those jokes are too funny Good to see you Top

[TARTAN/TITAN]