Aphorisms for Our Time

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 8:42 am

A young man with good health and a poor appetite can save up money.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 7:29 am

Alas, fortune does not change men; it unmasks them.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:13 am

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:47 am

All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money, it's for fun. Money's just the way we keep score.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 6:44 am

Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn't expect to be paid back.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:36 am

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he is buying.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 6:58 am

Behind every great fortune, there is a crime.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:12 am

Beware of little expenses; a small leak will sink a great ship.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 6:34 am

Change is good, but dollars are better.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 5:39 am

Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:56 pm

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:58 am

Figure it out. Work a lifetime to pay off a house. You finally own it and there's no one to live in it.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 6:24 am

Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 5:54 am

Having nothing, nothing can he lose.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 6:17 am

'Twas a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu May 07, 2009 5:43 am

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

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BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat May 09, 2009 8:15 am

A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon May 11, 2009 4:03 am

A man that studieth revenge keeps his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue May 12, 2009 4:39 am

A man wrapped up in himself makes a pretty small package.

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