Aphorisms for Our Time

Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

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Post by BubbleGumTiger » Mon Aug 03, 2009 5:13 am

Conscience is the window of our spirit, evil is the curtain.

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Post by BubbleGumTiger » Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:43 am

Coward: one who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.

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Post by BubbleGumTiger » Sat Aug 08, 2009 5:25 am

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

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Post by BubbleGumTiger » Thu Oct 01, 2009 4:23 am

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.

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Post by BubbleGumTiger » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:30 am

A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.

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Post by BOHICA » Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:55 am

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot

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Post by BubbleGumTiger » Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:11 am

A long life may not be good enough, but a good life is long enough.

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