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Post by **noreply66** » Thu Aug 21, 2008 8:40 pm

Phil Johns, head of the St. Paul School for the Deaf submitted his verbal resignation last week.

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 8:02 pm

Students on the day trip to Chicago will enjoy gourmet sandwiches made with American French bread.

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:38 pm

For the youth fund-raiser, Lance Ransom of Ransom Farms in Pine Grove is offering Georgia peaches--grown in California--at 89 cents per pound.

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:07 am

The church custodian asks guest to refrain from throwing lice at the bride and groom. It's hard to clean up, and the birds won't eat it.

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:56 am

Bring your appetities to the annual all-church rot dog roast. Utensils and charcoal provided.

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:43 pm

Sunday school students are scheduled to hear John the Baptist lexture.

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:29 pm

Church newsletter classifieds--For Sale--old dresses from grandmother in really great condition.

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:59 pm

Forty percent of the children in our under -12 Sunday school classes are under 12, up from 30 percent last year.

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:23 pm

Thanks to Hunters John Erksine and Todd Harfer, we will bew serving roast loin of rabbi at the next men's supper.

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Sep 04, 2008 3:34 pm

Come to Briagate Valley Church's re-creation of colonial America. Witness an authentic hanging and witch-burning.

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 8:53 pm

Pastor Criswell encouraged the congregation not to be afraid of challenges. If you want to go out in the rain, you have to be prepared to get burned.

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 1:59 pm

The Adams Road nudist camp must be watched, Pastor higgens stated at the recent board meeting.

MariettaPride21 · Post by **MariettaPride21** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 7:22 pm

this forum

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Post by **noreply66** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:47 pm

From a church bulletin: Presentation of our Ties and Offering

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:00 am

The elders voted 6 to 5 that we have our church participate in Unity Sunday

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:09 pm

Steve Marowe will present a talk on Charles Darwin in the Fellowship Hall. Darwin wrote the book "The Organ of the Species."

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 12:09 pm

Good new! After the accident, they x-rayed Pastor Jim's head and found nothing.

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:07 pm

The board of elders debated how to amateurize the cost of the new copier over expected lifetime

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:23 pm

The church council approved the purchase of new snivel chairs for the pastors office and study.

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