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Re: Wit & Wisdom
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:23 am
by BubbleGumTiger
Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.
Re: Wit & Wisdom
Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 6:41 am
by BubbleGumTiger
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
Re: Wit & Wisdom
Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:16 pm
by Charley Hustle
LIQUIDITY Liquidity is when you look at your retirement funds and wet your pants.
Re: Wit & Wisdom
Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:55 pm
by BubbleGumTiger
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
Re: Wit & Wisdom
Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:59 am
by BubbleGumTiger
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
Re: Wit & Wisdom
Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:47 pm
by BubbleGumTiger
My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to
be.
Re: Wit & Wisdom
Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 8:57 am
by BubbleGumTiger
A buddy of mine once said, My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked,
'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...
Re: Wit & Wisdom
Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 9:21 am
by BubbleGumTiger
A buddy of mine once said, My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in
bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
Re: Wit & Wisdom
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:14 am
by BubbleGumTiger
A buddy of mine once said, My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
Re: Wit & Wisdom
Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 6:15 am
by BubbleGumTiger
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and family values. Stu said'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?' Leroy replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?'
Re: Wit & Wisdom
Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 8:33 pm
by BubbleGumTiger
TTT
Re: Wit & Wisdom
Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 8:02 am
by BubbleGumTiger
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
Re: Wit & Wisdom
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 4:40 am
by BubbleGumTiger
TTT
Re: Wit & Wisdom
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 2:26 pm
by Space Cowboy
Im going to get a full body tattoo of myself, only larger
Re: Wit & Wisdom
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 8:56 pm
by BubbleGumTiger
Subject: the economy is so bad............
> CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
>
> Jewish women are marrying for love.
>
> Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama
> administration aren't paying their taxes.
>
> Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
>
> Obama met with small businesses to discuss the
> Stimulus Package: GE, Pfeizer and Citigroup.
>
> McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer
Re: Wit & Wisdom
Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 9:38 am
by BubbleGumTiger
A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico
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Re: Wit & Wisdom
Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 2:58 pm
by BubbleGumTiger
Marriage changes passion.. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative...
Re: Wit & Wisdom
Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 8:45 pm
by Orange and Brown
Never take candy from strangers!!!!!
The goverment will nail you for it on your taxes
Re: Wit & Wisdom
Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 6:18 am
by BubbleGumTiger
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it. So I said 'Implants?' She hit me.
Re: Wit & Wisdom
Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 4:23 am
by BubbleGumTiger
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ?