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Re: Wit & Wisdom

Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 4:51 am
by BubbleGumTiger
Money is only useful when you get rid of it.

Re: Wit & Wisdom

Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 5:03 am
by BubbleGumTiger
A little known fact...

The first testicular guard (Cup) was used in baseball in
1874. The first helmet was used in 1934. ~~

It took 60 years for men to realize that the brain is also
important.

Re: Wit & Wisdom

Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 5:41 am
by BubbleGumTiger
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

Re: Wit & Wisdom

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 5:19 am
by BubbleGumTiger
Life isn't fair, but it's still good.

Re: Wit & Wisdom

Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 6:25 am
by BubbleGumTiger
Bumper sticker of the year:
'If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier'

Re: Wit & Wisdom

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:17 am
by BubbleGumTiger
My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, 62. My grandson was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?"

Re: Wit & Wisdom

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2019 7:14 am
by noreply66
"No man is an island entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent."

Poet.....John Donne

Re: Wit & Wisdom

Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2019 5:16 am
by noreply66
What we regard as Evil is capable of a fairly ubiquitous presence if only because it tends to appear in the guise of good.

Poet Joseph Brodsky