The Top 13 Reasons to Go to Work Naked
-
BubbleGumTiger
- SEOPS Hippo
- Posts: 104408
- Joined: Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:47 am
-
BubbleGumTiger
- SEOPS Hippo
- Posts: 104408
- Joined: Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:47 am
-
swbaseballfan
- All State
- Posts: 1268
- Joined: Fri May 02, 2008 10:44 pm
- Location: South Webster
-
BubbleGumTiger
- SEOPS Hippo
- Posts: 104408
- Joined: Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:47 am
-
BubbleGumTiger
- SEOPS Hippo
- Posts: 104408
- Joined: Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:47 am
-
BubbleGumTiger
- SEOPS Hippo
- Posts: 104408
- Joined: Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:47 am
-
BubbleGumTiger
- SEOPS Hippo
- Posts: 104408
- Joined: Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:47 am
-
BubbleGumTiger
- SEOPS Hippo
- Posts: 104408
- Joined: Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:47 am
-
BubbleGumTiger
- SEOPS Hippo
- Posts: 104408
- Joined: Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:47 am
-
BubbleGumTiger
- SEOPS Hippo
- Posts: 104408
- Joined: Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:47 am
-
BubbleGumTiger
- SEOPS Hippo
- Posts: 104408
- Joined: Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:47 am
-
BubbleGumTiger
- SEOPS Hippo
- Posts: 104408
- Joined: Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:47 am
-
BubbleGumTiger
- SEOPS Hippo
- Posts: 104408
- Joined: Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:47 am
-
BubbleGumTiger
- SEOPS Hippo
- Posts: 104408
- Joined: Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:47 am
-
BubbleGumTiger
- SEOPS Hippo
- Posts: 104408
- Joined: Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:47 am
-
BubbleGumTiger
- SEOPS Hippo
- Posts: 104408
- Joined: Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:47 am
-
BubbleGumTiger
- SEOPS Hippo
- Posts: 104408
- Joined: Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:47 am
-
The Instructor
- SEOPS Hippo
- Posts: 32534
- Joined: Mon May 08, 2006 1:37 am
Re: The Top 13 Reasons to Go to Work Naked
The Top 13 Reasons to Go to Work Naked
13. Your boss is always yelling "I wanna see your booty in here by 8:00!"
12. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
11. Inventive way to finally meet that hottie in Human Resources.
10. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
9. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
8. You want to see if it's like the dream.
7. So that -- with a little help from Muzak -- you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.
6. Splattering grease from deep fryer is really hard to get out of your uniform.
5. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
4. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work stoned.
3. *Because setting the nation's monetary policy and keeping Andrea Mitchell satisfied requires a delicate balance.
2. *Keeps that snooty Ruth Bader-Ginsberg on her toes.
and the Number 1 Reason to Go to Work Naked...
1. *Because the President insists when Hillary's out of town.
This list is from 1999.
13. Your boss is always yelling "I wanna see your booty in here by 8:00!"
12. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
11. Inventive way to finally meet that hottie in Human Resources.
10. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
9. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
8. You want to see if it's like the dream.
7. So that -- with a little help from Muzak -- you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.
6. Splattering grease from deep fryer is really hard to get out of your uniform.
5. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
4. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work stoned.
3. *Because setting the nation's monetary policy and keeping Andrea Mitchell satisfied requires a delicate balance.
2. *Keeps that snooty Ruth Bader-Ginsberg on her toes.
and the Number 1 Reason to Go to Work Naked...
1. *Because the President insists when Hillary's out of town.
This list is from 1999.