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Post by **noreply66** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:55 am

The Friday lunch at All Saints Day Care will be Mrs. Paul's dreaded fish sticks

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:17 pm

Morning sermon: Jesus Walks on Water.

Evening sermon: Searching for Jesus.

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:23 am

The singles group from the Somerton United Methodist Church welcome singles of all ages who are widowed, divorced,or married.

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:17 am

Seniors Report: There will be no Seniors Alive in January

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 8:18 am

Wanted: nanny for middle-aged boy

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 1:40 pm

The Peterson have a large English sheepdog ready for adoption. He's neutered like one of the family, and is very even tempered.

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:20 am

The council of elders at First Baptist of Richton Park will talk about the need for less talking at meetings.

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:58 am

Mr. and Mrs. Walsh named their new baby Julie Lynn after her Aunt, Susan Marie Walsh

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 8:21 am

Pastor Fromme addressed the congregation concerning the new dress code for our youth group. The dress code includes no navels. They must be left at home, please.

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:13 am

We are rejoicing. The missing candlesticks were found by the tree behind the parking lot.

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 8:23 am

John Lister was at death's door-and the doctors and pastors pulled him through.

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:38 am

Correction: Master Technician Ross Lears of the U.S. Navy is not going to Mars as we mentioned in last Sunday's bulletin. He is going to Italy instead.

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:26 am

Betty Wilson found a large orange cat on Thursday. She says it is a female, affectionate, and nonsmoking.

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:31 am

Pastor reminded the office staff that the phone at St. Steven's will work better if answered.

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:36 am

Our speaker this evening will be Dr. Desters, who is a specialist in women and other diseases.

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:48 am

The church chapel is open 24 hours a day. Please use the chapel during those hours only.

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:24 am

The church elders have hired a financial consultant at $500 a day to determine why the church has financial problems.

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:17 am

Humboldt's Bible and Book Store on Folly Road reminds you of its large selection. "If it's in stock, we have it."

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:29 pm

Brother Bill Amos is looking for volunteers to help point out his barn

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 8:09 am

Paster White said the dedication of the new sanctuary was a milestone worth nothing