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Posted: **Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:55 am**

many a spoiled child is the kind of youngster his mother tells him not to play with.

Posted: **Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:17 pm**

kids say the darnedest things

Posted: **Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:14 am**

A child only educated at school is an uneducated child.

Posted: **Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:51 am**

It's not easy to be crafty and winsome at the same time, and few accomplish it after the age of six.

Posted: **Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:56 am**

Now that we have perfected quided missiles, the only things left that needs quidance are our children.

Posted: **Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:30 am**

It's clear that most children suffer too much mother and too little father.

Posted: **Thu May 01, 2008 8:04 am**

Children are growing up when they start asking questions parents can answer.

Posted: **Fri May 02, 2008 7:28 am**

It's amazing how sophisticated kids have become. Two six-year-olds were talking. One said, "Lets play doctor. You operate. I'll sue!"

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2008 8:21 am**

Children who are seen and not heard have just done something awful.

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2008 8:03 am**

One thing children save for a rainy day is lots of energy.

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2008 7:30 am**

The easiest children to bring up are calm, thoughtful--and belong to someone else.

Posted: **Tue May 06, 2008 8:41 am**

There's nothing thirstier than a child who has just gone to bed.

Posted: **Wed May 07, 2008 7:16 am**

The reason some parents want their children to play the piano instead of the violin is that it's harder to lose a piono

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2008 8:30 am**

Children may be deductible, but they're still taxing.

Posted: **Fri May 09, 2008 8:39 am**

The secret of dealing sucessfully with a child is not to be its parent.

Mell Lazarus

Posted: **Sat May 10, 2008 8:35 am**

If you don't have any children, what do you do for aggravation.

Carol Crane

Posted: **Sun May 11, 2008 2:29 am**

Posted: **Sun May 11, 2008 7:40 am**

Raising children is as difficult as nailing poached eggs to a tree.

Posted: **Wed May 14, 2008 7:52 am**

God made children cute so they could be tolerated until they get some sense.

Posted: **Thu May 15, 2008 5:16 pm**

I can handle any crisis; I have Children

Children