Bad Week For
The State of Virginia,whose "Live Passionately" ad campaign inadvertently promoted one of America's most violent street gangs. The campaign's logo was a pair of human hands using thumbs and forefingers to form a heart shape,which happens to be the gang sign of Chicago notorious Gangster Didciples. "Obviously,this is disappointing," said Alisa Baily of the state tourism office.
Ecotourism,after a boatload of Japanese whale-watcher spotted a majestic Baird's beaked whale breaking the surface only to realize, when they drew closer,that it had been harpooned by a Japanese whaling ship and was being dragged to slaughter."It's my job to show people whales and it's the whaler's job to catch them," said the captain of the tourist vessel, " but I wonder how this can be avoided."
Belgium, after a disgrunted citizen put the nondesript Western European nation up for sale on eBay,apparently in protest at the ongoing power struggle between Belgium's French-and Dutch-speaking political factions. Bidding for Belgium had reached a respectable $14 million when eBay canceled the auction.
Transcending worldly attachments, after an elderly American man had to be rescued from amid a neck-deep pile of furniture,appliances,old magazines,and other assorted junk he'd collected in his Massachusetts home over the years.Firefighters had to enter through the windows to resue Michael halko,90, because the clutter made it impossible to open the front door.
Seeing what this baby can do,after an employee of a British luxury car-rental firm took a Porsche out for a spin,and was clocked by police at 172 mph.Tim Brady,33, now holds the record for the highest speed ever recorded by the police,a distinction that cost him his job and landed in jail for 10 weeks.
Reality TV,after astonished viewers of a Swedish game show watched as smiling hostess Eva Nazemson was seized by an on-camera spasm of projectile vomiting.After a brief pause to wipe her mouth,a still-smiling Nazemson went on with the show,explaining, "I'm having peroid pains and they can make you feel really sick.
Hyphens, after 16,000 previously hyphenated words ,such as "bumble-bee" and "cry-baby" were either combined or made into two separate words in the latest version of the shorter Oxford English Dictionary.Editors explained that people "are not confident about using hyphens" and don't know what they're for.
The pierced,after a Welsh art student was nearly killed by the stud in her bellybutton.During a car accident,Jessica Collins was thrown forward against her seat belt, which pulled the stud back through her stomach nearly to her spine. "The doctor described it like a bullet hole," said Jessica's stepfather,Chris Beadle.
Coco Pops,after Bermudan Health Minister Jennifer Attride-Stirling explained the nation's fourth-place showing in the worldwide obesity ranking as a function of her countrymen's fondness for the sugary breakfast cereal. "Many people have a massive bowl of Coco Pops for breakfast every day," she said. "The reason they buy that might be because it's two for the price of one."
The pierced, after a Walsh art student was nearly killed by the stud in her bellybutton. During a car acident,Jessica Collins was thrown forward against her seat belt,which pulled the stud back through her stomach nearly to her spine. "the doctor described it like a bullet hole," said Jessica's stepfather,Chris Beadle.
Rushing to judgment, after a Florida woman was jailed for 50 days when police found a vial of a yellow substance in her purse. Cynthia Hunter, 38 insisted the vial contained dried cat urine purchased for her son's science experiment, but cops didn't buy it. A full lab test last week revealed that the vial contained......dried cat urine.