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Playing cat and mouse, after a feline chasing a rodent through the main electrical power station in the Albanian capital of Tirana got tangled in the cables, creating a three day blackout. The animals were electrocuted.

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Michel Fournier, the French adventurer who failed in his bid to break the world's skydiving record when the helium balloon that was to have lifted him 130,000 feet into the air floated away without him.

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Land shark attacks , after 14- year old Sam Hawthrone of Britian sleepwalked into the jagged teeth of a souvenir shark jaw mounted on the wall of his family's home. Hawthrone woke with a blood-curling scream, and careened around the house with the open jaws stuck to his bleeding face. "it was like something out of a horror flm," said his mother.

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Mooning, after a 21-year-old Dutch man who flattened his bare buttocks against a restaurant window pressed too hard, shattering the glass. he was hospitalized with multiple posterior wounds.

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Israeil giraffes, after a rabbinical court in Jerusalem declared the animal's meat and milk to be kosher.

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Tightening up on bad credit, after six-year-old Bennett Christiansen of Illinois was approved for a credit card with a $600 limit. The boy had accurately filled in an application, listing his birth date as 2002 and his income as $50.00.

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Getting carried away on vacation, when nine British women were charged with prostitution after allegedly taking part in an oral-sex competition on the Greek island of Zakynthos. A dozen men were also arrested.

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Southern cookin' after a new study found Mississippi, Alabama and Tennessee to be the fattest states in the country.

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Bringing them in alive, after police in Minnesota tried to bring a peaceful end to a high-speed car chase of a burglary suspect by calling his cell phone. "Dude, I can't talk," the suspect said. "I'm being chased by the police." He hung up, and remains at large.

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Lorenzo Knight---of Tampa, who locked himself into a construction site's portable toilet while allegedly fleeing the scene of a crime. Two angry burglary vivtims tipped over the potty, and when police arrived, they found Knight covered in its contents.

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OSU fans

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stocks

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Rushing the season after a St. Louis radio station switched to an all- Christmas music format in early October.

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Sobriety, after the author of the U.K.s :Good Beer Guide" created a program that allows automoble GPS devices hunt down the best pubs.

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The republican party.