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Most toilets flush in E flat.

If you part your hair on the right side, you were born to be carnivorous. If you part it on the left, your physical and psychological make-up is that of a vegetarian.

Never hold your nose and cover your mouth when sneezing, as it can blow out your eyeballs.

If you put a bee in a film canister for two hours, it will go blind and leave behind its weight in honey.

At the first World Cup championship in Uruguay, 1930, the soccer balls were actually monkey skulls wrapped in paper and leather.

A dog's naked behind leaves absolutely no bacteria when pressed against carpet.

Fat persons have relatively less blood per pound than lean people

In 1843, a Parisian street mime got stuck in his imaginary box and consequently died of starvation.

Because printed materials are being replaced by CD-ROM, microfiche and the Internet, libraries that previously sank into their foundations under the weight of their books are now in danger of collapsing in extremely high winds.

The skin needed for elbow transplants must be taken from the scrotum of a cadaver.

Approximately one-sixth of your life is spent on Wednesdays.

Silly Putty was "discovered" as the residue left behind after the first latex condoms were produced. It's not widely publicized for obvious reasons.

You *can* get blood from a stone, but only if contains at least 17 percent bauxite.

The Air Force's F-117 fighter uses aerodynamics discovered during research into how bumblebees fly.

Between seven and ten tons of sugar cane are required to produce a ton of sugar at the sugar mill.

The 'spread' of an ordinary parachute when opened is twenty-four feet.

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow is the only American whose bust is in Westminister Abbey.

One hundred forty-six Union soldiers were hanged for desertion during the Civil War.

For no apparent reason, men get appendicitis more often than women.

Adhesive postage stamps were introduced in the United States on March 31, 1918.