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In pre-Islamic Turkey,if a wife let the family coffee pot run dry,her husband was free to divorce her.


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If you curse within earshot of a woman in Egypt,the law says you forfeit two days pay.


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In Reykjavik,Iceland,it's illegal to keep a dog as a pet.


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In Australia it's illegal to hire a woman under age of 45 to work as a chorus girl.


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If you're arrested for drunken driving in Malaysia,you go to Jail.(So does your wife)


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In Lexington Kentucky-It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket! (who woulda thought!)



In Owensburg Kentucky-It is illegal for a woman to buy a hat without her husband's permission!


In Ohio-Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public ( hmmm wonder if its legal to make a citizens arrest in this case)



In Ohio- It is illegal to have more than 5 women living in a house


In Columbus Ohio- It is illegal for a store to sell Corn Flakes on Sunday

In Ironton Ohio- Cross dressing is against the law! (Who knew!)


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Swedish law prohibits trained seals from balancing balls on their noses.


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Gun Control In Switzerland, the law requires you to keep guns and ammunition in your home.


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In Rio de Janeiro,it's illegal to dance the samba in a tunnel.


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In 19th-century England, attempting suicide was a crime punishable by death.


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The law in Teruel,Spain, forbids taking hot baths on Sunday.(Cold baths are okay.)


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In England it's against the law to sue the queen--or to name your daughter "Princess" without her permission


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8 th grade gym class

No shooting the volley ball like a basketball


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19th-century Scotish law required brides to be pregnant on their wedding day.


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Paris law forbids spinning tops on sidewalks...and staring at the mayor.


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Alabama


It is illegal to play dominoes on Sunday.
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death


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In Oklahoma... Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.


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If your dog gets your neighbor's dog pregnant in Danbury, Connecticut, you are responsible and must pay for the abortion if the neighbor chooses to have it done.


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A law in Fairbanks, Alaska does not allow moose to have intimate relations with one another on city streets.


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It is illegal to wear suspenders in Nogales, Arizona.


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