Cool Movie Lines

The Instructor · Post by **The Instructor** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 2:30 pm

Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

John Candy (Del Griffith): Was that seat hot or what? I feel like a Whopper. Turn me over, I'm done and ready. I'm afraid to look at my ass. There'll be grill marks.

The Instructor · Post by **The Instructor** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 2:30 pm

Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

John Candy (Del): You play with your balls a lot.
Steve Martin (Neal Page): I do NOT play with my balls.
John Candy (Del): Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball-handling in one night as you do in an hour!
Steve Martin (Neal): Are you trying to start a fight?
John Candy (Del): No. I'm simply stating a fact. That's all. You fidget with your nuts a lot.
Steve Martin (Neal): You know what'd make me happy?
John Candy (Del): Another couple of balls, and an extra set of fingers?

The Instructor · Post by **The Instructor** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 2:30 pm

Poltergeist (1982)

Heather O'Rourke (Carol Anne): They're here.

The Instructor · Post by **The Instructor** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 2:33 pm

My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)

Nia Vardalos (Toula Portokalos): Nice Greek girls who don't find a husband, work in the family restaurant. So here I am, day after day, year after year, thirty and way past my expiration date.

The Instructor · Post by **The Instructor** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 2:33 pm

My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)

Lainie Kazan (Maria Portokalos): The men may be the head of the house but the women are the neck and they can turn the head anyway they want.

The Instructor · Post by **The Instructor** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 2:34 pm

My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)

Lainie Kazan (Maria): Touvla, On my wedding night, my mother, she said to me, "Greek women, we may be lambs in the kitchen, but we are tigers in the bedroom.
Nia Vardalos (Toula): Eew! Please let that be the end of your story.

USAF_Defender23 · Post by **USAF_Defender23** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 7:17 pm

There are 2 men that I trust...one of them is me and the other is not you.

Nicholas Cage- ConAir

orange-n-brown 365 · Post by **orange-n-brown 365** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 3:07 pm

grumpier old men 1995
Grandpa: And then the Mama Bear said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed, too!" And finally, the Baby Bear looked and he said, "Somebody's sleeping in my bed, and the b@s!a@rd's still there!" But Goldylocks had a Remington semi-automatic, with a scope and a hair-trigger!
Allie, Melanie's Daughter: That's not the way it goes!
Grandpa: And that was the end of the Three Bears.

orange-n-brown 365 · Post by **orange-n-brown 365** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 3:08 pm

grumpier old men
Grandpa: [to Mama Regatti in the produce section of the market] How about you come back to my place and I'll show you my man-size canalloni.

orange-n-brown 365 · Post by **orange-n-brown 365** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 3:09 pm

Grumpy old men

Max: "Morning, dickhead."
John: "Hello, moron.

orange-n-brown 365 · Post by **orange-n-brown 365** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 3:11 pm

Forrest Gump 1994
Forrest Gump: My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

orange-n-brown 365 · Post by **orange-n-brown 365** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 3:12 pm

forrest gump

Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: Have you found Jesus yet, Gump?
Forrest Gump: I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir.

orange-n-brown 365 · Post by **orange-n-brown 365** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 3:13 pm

forrest gump

Forrest Gump: Stupid is as stupid does.

orange-n-brown 365 · Post by **orange-n-brown 365** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 3:14 pm

John F. Kennedy: Congratulations, how do you feel?
Forrest Gump: I gotta pee.
John F. Kennedy: [turning to camera] I believe he said he had to go pee. Heh heh.

orange-n-brown 365 · Post by **orange-n-brown 365** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 3:16 pm

Steel Magnolias 1989

Truvy: Time marches on and sooner or later you realize it is marchin' across your face.

orange-n-brown 365 · Post by **orange-n-brown 365** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 3:16 pm

Steel Magnolias

Clairee Belcher: All gay men have track lightin'. And all gay men are named Mark, Rick, or Steve.

orange-n-brown 365 · Post by **orange-n-brown 365** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 3:18 pm

steel magnolias

Truvy: Oh, Sammy's so confused he don't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt.

orange-n-brown 365 · Post by **orange-n-brown 365** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 3:18 pm

Steel Magnolias

Ouiser Boudreaux: I'm not crazy, I've just been a very bad mood for the last 40 years!

orange-n-brown 365 · Post by **orange-n-brown 365** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 3:19 pm

Steel Magnolias

Ouiser Boudreaux: Yes, Annelle, I pray! Well, I do! There, I said it, I hope you're satisfied.
Annelle: I suspected this all along!
Ouiser Boudreaux: Oh! Well don't you expect me to come to one of your churches or one of those tent-revivals with all those Bible-beaters doin' God-only-knows-what! They'd probably make me eat a live chicken!
Annelle: Not on your first visit!
Clairee Belcher: Very good, Annelle! You've spoken like a true smart-ass!

The Instructor · Post by **The Instructor** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:28 pm