Thoughts

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:31 pm

" Minds are like parachutes, they only work when open. "

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 8:18 am

" Every Titanic has its iceberg. "

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:02 am

" An honest politician: One who stays bought. "

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:29 am

" A closed mouth gathers no foot. "

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:15 pm

" What`s the most popular form of birth control? The headache. "

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:22 am

" Clean mind, clean body: take your pick. "

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:48 pm

" Whatever advice you give, be brief. "

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 5:22 pm

" Do not clog intellect`s sluices with knowledge of questionable uses. "

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 6:41 am

" Let he who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday. "

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 10:11 pm

" It`s clever, but is it art? "

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:00 am

" When in doubt, make it sound convincing. "

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:02 am

" A Smith and Wesson beats four aces. "

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:08 am

" When all else fails, read the directions. "

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 8:15 am

" If reality wants to get in touch with me, it knows where I am. "

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 8:03 pm

" To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools. "

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:25 pm

" To get ahead and stay ahead, use your head. "

LoganFootball63 · Post by **LoganFootball63** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 10:46 pm

Great minds think alike

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 9:34 pm

" No one is so happy or sad as he imagines. "

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:29 am

" To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools. "

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:22 am

" Many a family tree needs trimming. "