Old sayings revised.

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One sandwich short of a picnic .....

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As plump as a partridge

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It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness

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Paddle your own canoe .....

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Better than bacon

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Best laid plans of mice and men

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Better than a new pencil

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Bird's eye view

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As mad as a March hare

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Beware of burning your bridges when you cross them

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Back to square one

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Ain't just waltzing around with you

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Black as pitch

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Sit down and take the load off you feet ....

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As red as a beet

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Zip your zipper.....

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As bitter as a gale

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As fast as the Mexican two-step

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Back to the drawing board

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As pure as a angel