LOONEY LAWS

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:18 am

FLORIDA

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 6:07 pm

The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:31 pm

In Manville, NJ, it is illegal to feed animals whiskey or cigarettes in a public park.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:18 pm

In Denver, it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next door neighbor.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:41 am

SOUTH DAKOTA

A woman over fifty is not allowed to go outside and strike up a conversation with a married man older than 20. You're guessing that some old geezer law maker's wife ran off with the gardener?

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:03 pm

In Alabama, it is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:34 pm

The Asiatic Huns punished convicted male rapists and adulterers with castration. Female adulterers were merely cut in two.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:52 am

Kansas law prohibits shooting rabbits from a motorboat.

PLAYFAIR · Post by **PLAYFAIR** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:19 am

WV

In Huntington - Firemen may not whistle or flirt at any woman passing a firehouse.

It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:22 pm

In London, it's illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 12:26 pm

In Indiana, mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a "tendency to habitually kiss other humans."

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:21 am

A person is not eligible to become governor in Pennsylvania if they have participated in a duel.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:30 am

In the state of Texas, it is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing....

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 9:54 am

There's a San Francisco law that states it's illegal to play poker in public or gamble in a barricaded room.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 6:54 am

In Logan County, Colorado, it's illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she's asleep.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:53 pm

In Atlanta, Georgia, it is illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:08 am

In Nogales, Arizona, it is illegal to wear suspenders.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 7:38 am

San Francisco bans any "mechanical device that reproduces obscene language."

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 5:28 pm

There is, in fact, an Illinois law that prohibits a number of thingsâ€”one of which is a public erection, another is nude dancing. The prohibition against the public erection has never been challenged in the Supreme Court, but the prohibition against nude dancing has.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 12:26 pm

In Florida, having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.