You've been asked to come up with a new National Holiday

RiverRatZap · Post by **RiverRatZap** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 10:25 am

What would the holiday be? What would we be celebrating and what special events & traditions would be a part of that holiday.

RiverRatZap · Post by **RiverRatZap** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 10:27 am

Revolution Day

To celebrate that day in 2006 when the people, finally fed up with corruption in ALL layers of government, ROSE UP and threw off the shackles of corporofascist rule.

I'll get back to you on some of the traditions...but i'll give you a hint- Guillotine. ;-)

RiverRatZap · Post by **RiverRatZap** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 10:30 am

No Obligations Day!

Once a year, you owe nothing to nobody. Do as you please, and if anyone says diffently, give the NOD greeting--"@%*# You, Buddy!!"--in the cheeriest of tones. More than likely, your employer will be the first to hear this greeting. It's never on the same day any year, so nobody can try to work around it.

The Instructor · Post by **The Instructor** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 1:33 pm

National Aunt Day

I am a good aunt to my nephews.

Where is my day?

BigOrangeOne · Post by **BigOrangeOne** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 2:31 pm

You missed your day..... the day you kicked good ole TTT to the curb.... :lol:

The Instructor · Post by **The Instructor** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 7:25 pm

BigOrangeOne wrote:You missed your day..... the day you kicked good ole TTT to the curb....

I didn't kick him to the curb.

fightingtigers45 · Post by **fightingtigers45** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 7:32 pm

Hot Person Day!

A day that celebrates the hot people of the USA

The Instructor · Post by **The Instructor** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 9:25 pm

National Hemorrhoids Day

Nobody is allowed to be a pain in the arse on that day!

itownpaw · Post by **itownpaw** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 11:45 pm

The Instructor wrote:National Aunt Day

I am a good aunt to my nephews.

Where is my day?

I think we need a day. I am great with my nieces.

cows and chickuns · Post by **cows and chickuns** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 12:50 am

itownpaw wrote:
The Instructor wrote:National Aunt Day

I am a good aunt to my nephews.

Where is my day?

I think we need a day. I am great with my nieces.

You spoil them!!!!! :lol:

The Instructor · Post by **The Instructor** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:21 pm

National Lollipop Day

On this day you can't act like a sucker!

LICKING COUNTY FAN · Post by **LICKING COUNTY FAN** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:30 pm

Mine will be for the entire month of March
March Maddness Month

All sports fans will get this day off while non-sports fans work .

To seperate the fans from the non-fans a written test will be given in Feb all who pass gets the month off. Those who take the test and flunk will work 16 hour days. This will keep the non-sport fans from taking the test. :lol:

The Instructor · Post by **The Instructor** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:55 am

National Kiss My Arse Day!

Tigercannon71 · Post by **Tigercannon71** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:15 am

Ric Flair Day

On this day you dress up in your best clothes and go out and party. Every few minutes you gotta strut and go WOOOOOOOOO!!!! This day is to celebrate the 16 time World Champion. WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

The Instructor · Post by **The Instructor** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 2:44 am

National Insomnia Day

Nobody is allowed to sleep on this day!

orange-n-brown 365 · Post by **orange-n-brown 365** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 6:51 pm

This is for The Instructor
National Cutie Pie day you have to be nice to her "Cutie Pie"

The Instructor · Post by **The Instructor** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 7:01 pm

orange-n-brown 365 wrote:This is for The Instructor
National Cutie Pie day you have to be nice to her "Cutie Pie"

Thanks but I have a new Cutie Pie who is a gentleman!

YOU'RE TIGER BAIT · Post by **YOU'RE TIGER BAIT** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 3:24 am

BUCKEYES AND TIGERS DAY.

YOU'RE TIGER BAIT · Post by **YOU'RE TIGER BAIT** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 3:24 am

NATIONAL CATFISH DAY.

YOU'RE TIGER BAIT · Post by **YOU'RE TIGER BAIT** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 3:25 am

WIFE DAY.