Old sayings revised.

LICKING COUNTY FAN · Post by **LICKING COUNTY FAN** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:29 pm

Time heals all wounds.

My version is
Time allows you to choose when you hurt .

Do you have any?

The Instructor · Post by **The Instructor** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 5:09 pm

No....

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 5:56 am

Zip your zipper.....

Burg_Grad_77 · Post by **Burg_Grad_77** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 5:26 pm

"Colder than a well diggers brass monkey" :-D

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:43 am

A chain is as strong as its weakest link .....

kantucky · Post by **kantucky** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 10:56 am

There's no fool like an old fool

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 5:18 pm

A day late and a dollar short .....

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 5:22 pm

a watched pot must mean you're pretty bored

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 5:23 pm

all is fair in love...when the woman wins. :lol:

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 5:24 pm

ask me no questions and i will tell you no lies says Bush.

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 5:25 pm

ask me no questions and I will tell you no lies says Clinton.

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 5:26 pm

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and MAN he must be blind!

whodeyAtown21 · Post by **whodeyAtown21** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 5:27 pm

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink, but you can threaten to make it glue and dog food!

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 6:09 pm

A face only a mother could love....

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 6:10 pm

A legend in his own time....

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 6:12 pm

A job worth doing is worth doing well....

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 6:13 pm

Youth looks ahead, old age looks back and middle age looks tired ......

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 5:48 am

A diamond in the rough .....

RiverRatRay · Post by **RiverRatRay** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 5:51 am

Quitters never win and winners quit when they're ahead.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:36 am

A drop in the bucket .....