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Age
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 8:57 am
by noreply66
Old age is when you find yourself using one bend-over to pick up two things.
Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 9:13 am
by noreply66
By the time we learn to watch our step,we're not stepping out very much.
Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 10:24 pm
by noreply66
In youth the days are short and the years are long;in old age the years are short and the days are long.
Nikita Panin
Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 10:27 am
by noreply66
The first forty years of life give you the text;the next thirty supply the commentary on it.
Arthur Schopenhauer
Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 9:54 am
by noreply66
You are permitted to kill a woman who has injured you,but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute.
Ambrose Bierce
Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 9:58 am
by Focused
The 50+ age group represents 80 percent of all U.S. travel dollars
Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 10:36 pm
by noreply66
When people tell you how young you look,they are also telling you how old you are.--Cary Grant
Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 7:51 pm
by noreply66
To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be forty years old.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 6:51 pm
by noreply66
How old would you be if didn't know how old you was?
Satchel Paige
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:59 am
by BubbleGumTiger
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:43 am
by BubbleGumTiger
The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time
at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.
Jean Kerr
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:51 am
by BubbleGumTiger
The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
H. L. Mencken
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 8:01 am
by BubbleGumTiger
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
Albert Einstein
Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 5:25 am
by BubbleGumTiger
Middle age is when your narrow waist and broad mind exchange places
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:19 pm
by noreply66
The tragedy of old age is not that one is old,but that one is young.
Oscar Wilde
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 7:07 am
by BubbleGumTiger
When our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old.
William J. Clinton
Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:49 am
by BubbleGumTiger
Old age ain't no place for sissies.
Bette Davis
Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:33 pm
by BubbleGumTiger
Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.
Stanislaw J. Lec
Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:03 pm
by Focused
Look at the bright side: no matter how old you are, you're younger than you'll ever be again.
Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 5:59 am
by BubbleGumTiger
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
Bill Vaughn