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Children
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:03 am
by noreply66
The father of godly children has cause for joy. What a pleasure it is to have wise children. So give your parents joy! May she who gave you birth be happy.
Proverbs 23:24-25
Re: Children
Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:08 am
by noreply66
A man is never so tall as when he stoops to help a child.
Re: Children
Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:55 am
by noreply66
A child, like your stomach,doesn't need all you can afford to give.
Frank A. Clark
Re: Children
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:46 am
by noreply66
The Best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tires.
Dorothy Parker
Re: Children
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:39 am
by noreply66
If children grew up according to early indications, we should have nothing but geniuses.
Goethe
Re: Children
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:35 am
by noreply66
The child who is being raised strictly by the book is probably a first edition.
Re: Children
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:25 am
by noreply66
We are all geniuses up to the age of ten
Aldous Huxley
Re: Children
Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 8:40 am
by noreply66
Small children give you headache; big children, heartache.
Re: Children
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:10 am
by noreply66
When you give a small child his first hammer, the whole world becomes a nail.
Re: Children
Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 10:53 pm
by BubbleGumTiger
TTT
Re: Children
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:18 am
by BubbleGumTiger
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Re: Children
Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 9:09 am
by noreply66
Have you ever wondered why the sounds of the words "chocolate pudding" carry farther through the air than the words "pick up your toys?"
Re: Children
Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:43 am
by noreply66
Did you hear about the mother who says her children are miniatures because the miniature back is turned they're in trouble.
Re: Children
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 5:31 pm
by noreply66
having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.--------Martin Mull
Re: Children
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 11:48 pm
by noreply66
A boy is an appetite with skin pulled over it.
Re: Children
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:58 am
by noreply66
Childhood is that wonderful time of life when all you have to do to lose weight is take a bath.
Re: Children
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:10 pm
by noreply66
The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners
Fred Astaire.
Re: Children
Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:29 am
by noreply66
children to day are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.
Socrates
Re: Children
Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 7:55 am
by noreply66
The persons hardest to convince that they are at the retirement age are children at bedtime.
Re: Children
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:23 am
by noreply66
Children are like mosquitoes: the minute they stop making a noise, you know they're getting into something.