Dictionary for Women

Post by **noreply66** » Fri May 23, 2008 8:43 pm

Airhead: What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.

Post by **noreply66** » Sat May 24, 2008 8:28 am

Argument:A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.

Post by **noreply66** » Sun May 25, 2008 8:54 am

Barbecue: You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat, and cleaned everything up, but he "made the dinner."

Post by **noreply66** » Mon May 26, 2008 8:20 am

Childbirth: You get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say, "Focus...breathe...push."

Post by **noreply66** » Tue May 27, 2008 7:51 am

Clothes Dryer: An appliance designed to eat socks.

Post by **noreply66** » Wed May 28, 2008 7:53 am

Diet Soda: A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half-pound bag of peanut M&Ms.

Post by **noreply66** » Thu May 29, 2008 12:16 am

Eterity: The last 2 minutes of a football game

Post by **noreply66** » Sat May 31, 2008 9:05 am

Exercise: Doing multiple circuits of the mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 8:08 am

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BOHICA · Post by **BOHICA** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:49 pm

Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n. Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again. See "Magician."

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