Wit & Wisdom
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Re: Wit & Wisdom
My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to
be.
be.
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Re: Wit & Wisdom
A buddy of mine once said, My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked,
'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...
'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...
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Re: Wit & Wisdom
A buddy of mine once said, My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in
bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
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Re: Wit & Wisdom
A buddy of mine once said, My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
I bought her a scale.
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Re: Wit & Wisdom
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and family values. Stu said'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?' Leroy replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?'
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Re: Wit & Wisdom
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
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Re: Wit & Wisdom
Subject: the economy is so bad............
> CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
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> Jewish women are marrying for love.
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> Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama
> administration aren't paying their taxes.
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> Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
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> Obama met with small businesses to discuss the
> Stimulus Package: GE, Pfeizer and Citigroup.
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> McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer
> CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
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> Jewish women are marrying for love.
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> Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama
> administration aren't paying their taxes.
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> Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
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> Obama met with small businesses to discuss the
> Stimulus Package: GE, Pfeizer and Citigroup.
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> McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer
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Re: Wit & Wisdom
Never take candy from strangers!!!!!
The goverment will nail you for it on your taxes
The goverment will nail you for it on your taxes
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Re: Wit & Wisdom
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it. So I said 'Implants?' She hit me.
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Re: Wit & Wisdom
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ?