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What is your favorite lines from any movie?

Anchorman:
"Baxter is that you? Bark twice if you're in Millwaukee."

"Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?"
"I don't know."

The Jerk:
"He hates these cans, stay away from the cans!"

Major League
"I'm Willie Mays Hayes. I play like Mays, and I run like Hayes."
"You may run like Hayes, but you play like sh*t."

Nobody puts baby in the corner. ( Dirty Dancing )

I think we're gonna need a bigger boat. ( Jaws )

After all ... tomorrow is another day. Scarlett O'Hara Gone with the Wind
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a darn. Rhett Butler Gone with the Wind

"Radio"

When ask about what type of pie e wanted.

Radio replys "Both"

Movie was "Tommy Boy"

Tommy was asked this on more than one occasion:

"Did you eat paint chips as a kid?"

"You gonna pull those pistols or whistle dixie?"-Outlaw Josie Wales

"He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!" Steve Martin...The Jerk

"So, you're saying there's a chance." Jim Carrey....Dumb and Dumber

A few of my favorites from Raising Arizona.

Leonard Smalls: You want to find an outlaw, hire an outlaw. You want to find a Dunkin' Donuts, call a cop.

H.I.: There's right and there's right and never the twain shall meet.

H.I.: I tried to stand up and fly straight, but it wasn't easy with that sumbitch Reagan in the White House. I dunno. They say he's a decent man, so maybe his advisors are confused.

H.I.: Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.

Gale: All right, ya hayseeds, it's a stick-up. Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.
Feisty Hayseed: Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm a-gonna be in motion. You see...

Gale: Well, H.I., looks like you've been up to the devil's business.

Hayseed in the Pickup: Son, you got a panty on your head.

And last, but not least, the best lines of the movie.

H.I.: [final lines] That night I had a dream. I dreamt I was as light as the ether- a floating spirit visiting things to come. The shades and shadows of the people in my life rassled their way their way into my slumber. I dreamed that Gale and Evelle had decided to return to prison. Probably that's just as well. I don't mean to sound superior, and they're a swell couple of guys, but maybe they weren't ready yet to come out into the world. And then I dreamed on, into the future, to a Christmas morn in the Arizona home where Nathan Junior was opening a present from a kindly couple who preferred to remain unknown. I saw Glen a few years later, still having no luck getting the cops to listen to his wild tales about me and Ed. Maybe he threw in one Polack joke too many. I don't know. And still I dreamed on, further into the future than I had ever dreamed before, watching Nathan Junior's progress from afar, taking pride in his accomplishments as if he were our own. Wondering if he ever thought of us and hoping that maybe we'd broadened his horizons a little even if he couldn't remember just how they got broadened. But still I hadn't dreamt nothing about me and Ed until the end. And this was cloudier cause it was years, years away. But I saw an old couple being visited by their children, and all their grandchildren too. The old couple weren't screwed up. And neither were their kids or their grandkids. And I don't know. You tell me. This whole dream, was it wishful thinking? Was I just fleeing reality like I know I'm liable to do? But me and Ed, we can be good too. And it seemed real. It seemed like us and it seemed like, well, our home. If not Arizona, then a land not too far away. Where all parents are strong and wise and capable and all children are happy and beloved. I don't know. Maybe it was Utah.

WYATT EARP When he throws the card dealer out of his seat, is one of the best scenes ever.

"You gonna pull those pistols or whistle, Dixie?" Lust In The Dust.

"I haven't seen a bush that hot since the Rather interview." The Ten Commandments.

A good friend of mine used to say, "This is a very simple game. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains." Think about that for a while.

Bull Durham

Well its not from a movie but when Bigdowg shot me in the foot with a nail gun, he did ask. DID IT HURT!!!!!

What we have here is failure to communicate.

Shake and bake!


Here's the deal I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.


I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party.

Jack Nicholsen in "As Good As It Gets"
Go sell crazy someplace else lady we're all stocked up here!

"I know it was you, Fredo.....you broke my heart....you broke my heart."

Michael Corleone in The Godfather II

"God didnt make Rambo. I made him."

"Rommel....you magnificent bastard...I read your book!"

Are you boys the police? No mam, we're musicians.