The Top 14 Rejected Slogans for Beer
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 1:34 pm
The Top 14 Rejected Slogans for Beer
14. Beer: Getting sorority girls knocked up for 300 years
13. Goes Down Cold, Comes Up Smooth!
12. A decent excuse for your normal clumsy self
11. Because You're Sober
10. Tastes like piss, but you'll drink it anyway
9. Beer: That nasty taste means it's workin'!
8. You have to fill your bladder with something.
7. Don't Make Germany Angry. You Wouldn't Like Germany When It's Angry.
6. We don't make the urine. We make the urine faster.
5. Numbing the Embarrassment of Being You
4. It's the thicker-chicker-picker-upper!
3. Easier to Spell than Whiskey
2. The *Other* Thin Yellowish Liquid
and the Number 1 Rejected Slogan for Beer...
1. Beer: It's how you got here.
14. Beer: Getting sorority girls knocked up for 300 years
13. Goes Down Cold, Comes Up Smooth!
12. A decent excuse for your normal clumsy self
11. Because You're Sober
10. Tastes like piss, but you'll drink it anyway
9. Beer: That nasty taste means it's workin'!
8. You have to fill your bladder with something.
7. Don't Make Germany Angry. You Wouldn't Like Germany When It's Angry.
6. We don't make the urine. We make the urine faster.
5. Numbing the Embarrassment of Being You
4. It's the thicker-chicker-picker-upper!
3. Easier to Spell than Whiskey
2. The *Other* Thin Yellowish Liquid
and the Number 1 Rejected Slogan for Beer...
1. Beer: It's how you got here.